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Wrestlemania XXVIII.

Being part of history with (allegedly) 78,000 wrestling fans is truly a spectacular moment, and one I will never forget.

Well, the first half of the show was pretty forgettable (ESPECIALLY DBry getting screwed the fuck over, what IS that. There were so many “YES!” chants going on that you know EVERYONE was pissed. Also the “bullshit” chants would be a dead giveaway). 

But once Hell in a Cell dropped, good lord. Perfect spots, perfect emotion, perfect chemistry. I had chills all over for 30 minutes.

Punk/Jericho didn’t quite steal the show, but godDAMN what a spectacular closing sequence.

And Rock/Cena. That skinny little fuck MGK trying to support Cena and getting booed out of the building. Cena getting booed out of the building. Rock making Sun Life Stadium SHAKE. Magical. 

Now that The Big Game~ is over let’s talk about the next big game, WRESTLEMANIA XXVIII, Y’ALL.

Specifically, how fucking incredible it’s going to be when CM Punk and Chris Jericho tear the house down. 

I need to buy my tickets.

Here is a video of Chris Jericho hitting some pretty ri-goddamn-diculous versions of his finisher, the Codebreaker. 

LET’S ALL TAILGATE IN MIAMI EVERYBODY. IT’S APRIL 1ST BUT IT AIN’T GONNA BE A JOKE. WRESTLEMANIA 28 LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO.